Monday, May 3, 2010

Runners' RITES OF PASSAGE


When do you become a full-fledged Runner?
 

WHEN YOU...

- run in the rain
- run in the rain smiling
- run under the scorching heat of the sun
- wake up at 3AM to run
- are out of breath after running one interval and then run again
- travel to other cities just to run
- add "TO RUN THE BOSTON MARATHON" to your bucket list
- think sweaty running people are sexy
- still run even when your legs hurt from running
- bring running shoes during your vacation
- have more running shoes than casual shoes
- talk and think about running every minute of the day
- convince every person you meet to start running
- start wearing split shorts for running
- buy running gear every time you shop in the mall
- run even when stray dogs are chasing you
- run at night when people are already asleep
- wear running shorts to a party
- think tights are cool for both men and women
- are caught in traffic during rush hour and think of running to your destination
- continue to run even when crazy motorists deliberately miss you
- run out of new routes to explore and run
- run to start and end a day
- running becomes an option for dating
- drop by RUNNR every time you go to Ayala Center Cebu
- wish SM City Cebu had RUNNR
- use gels not only for your hair
- correct other people on the proper use of the word "Marathon"
- start watching running movies and not get bored
- read running blogs or sites and check weekly race schedules
- know that Newton, Pearl Izumi, Avia, Saucony and Brooks are running brands
- know that 2XU and CW-X are not motorcycles
- stop feeling guilty after carbo-loading

- think Jaymie Pizarro is most beautiful Filipina
- know that "The BULLRUNNER" is not from Mexico 
- continue to run even when dehydrated, sun-burned and with cramps
- still run even when your wife / husband tells you not to 
- run to feel better when having colds or fever
- know that color is not the most important characteristic of a running shoe 
- know your foot strike type and pronation type 
- have different running shoes for racing, training and Ungo Runs
- think running with wet socks is cool
- think dead toenails are normal
- know that Haide Acuna is an Ultramarathoner as well as a Newscaster and Lawyer
- know that Tempo Runs and Recovery Runs are not the same
- have funny running names (like Reel Runner, Power Max, etc...)
 

Please comment to add to the list. Thanks

30 comments:

  1. ...when you ran the craptastic 21k category of the hellish 3rd Mandaue City Run & lived to tell the tale.

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  2. when you are nodding your head and smiling as you read this entry

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  3. - correct other people on the proper use of the word "Marathon" - Yes thank you for putting that in.

    - think Jaymie Pizarro is most beautiful Filipina - Not Haide? Lets have a poll going...

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  4. when you hire a trainer in preparation for your first ever half and full-marathon...

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  5. when running becomes an option for dating-haha..so true!- tata m. :)

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  6. CUZ!
    -when all you can post in your facebook wall is about running...
    -yes on buying ugly colored shoes even if it does not match any of your running wardrobe (my newest-ugly looking mizuno musha! uglee but beautiful)
    -when you believe that active zone is the nicest part of ayala
    -when you do not remember when you last purchased non running related items

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  7. Elvin Rey FloresMay 3, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    right
    and theres more.......skip classes during training session

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  8. kenneth casquejoMay 3, 2010 at 5:09 PM

    Thinking.....
    Running is better than SEX!
    Sleep with your Rubber Shoes
    Talk to your Rubber Shoes
    that you can Eat Asphalt for Breakfast!

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  9. haide, hands down.

    and when you think dead toenails are cool.

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  10. @kenneth casquejo - talk to ur rubber shoes? hehehe I love to run, but thats to much...

    By the way, have you ever heard about yummy-cebu.com? I hear they just started a new contest called Mama's day out!

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  11. kingking said:
    so true! and mall shopping takes much much longer now that i have to stop by runnr and the running shoe stores.. after mango, charles and keith and the high-heel shoe stores :) i do wish SM had a Runnr shop too..

    better than sex? hmmm, it's in a league of its own, can't compare the two, haha!!

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  12. When you fly all the way to Cebu for a 21k :P

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  13. when no more money for gasoline and your best option is to run to your workplace.

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  14. I just started running two months ago but I must say: I can relate to a lot of things on the list! But I don't think I can count the one about the proper usage of the word 'marathon'. I've always been a word and grammar Nazi so... yeah.

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  15. your facebook profile photo shows a picture of you running or you donning your fave running gear.

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  16. cont...
    around 70% of your bookmarked sites are running related;

    most of your friends are in the running community;

    you consider a training run, or a race, a valid excuse for being late or not showing up at parties, reunions and other get-togethers.

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  17. when you try to add more to the list

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  18. you become a "RUNNING AMBASSADOR". promoting and encouraging your friends to join marathon.

    even if you're on a tight budget you would spend those pricey wardrobe for running.

    even if injured you still look forward to the next run.

    nothing else but running updates on facebook

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  19. @ken!
    bantay ka kay doc tata...better than sex??!! hala. will you be getting any sooon? answer me the next time we see each other ha.

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  20. ...when you try to move in to a new neighborhood and considered transferring when you see the asphalt's finish,the existing terrain, the hills and its slopes.

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  21. --When you think of Jamie Pizzaro and Haide Acuna more often than Angel Locsin and Angelica Panganiban!

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  22. come on guys, get the poll going raymond (kenneth, too.)

    haide gets my vote.

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  23. Hello Doc,

    may I add this: ...When you give names to your shoes and other running gears

    Ray

    p.s. please count my vote for the beautiful ultra-marathoner, newscaster, laywyer and ungo runner

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  24. talk to you shoes....I did that LOL!

    -watches out for next months' run schedules and plot in your calendar.
    -is worried when your work/class affects your running schedules.

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  25. your laundry is 80% running apparels -singlets, shorts, socks.
    btw, this is my first time on your blog, its nice man! i'll add you on my blogroll.

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  26. when your cry while running because of endorphin high ! !

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  27. when you sneak out of the office in the afternoon just to run

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  28. ...when you can estimate distances (50 meters, 100 meters, 200 meters) as accurately as any GPS watch.

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  29. .. when you run even when there's no race coming-up... when you still continue to run even after the running fever has died down.

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  30. ....when your rubber shoes is much more expensive than your stilletos

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